Sometimes, I'm really glad I follow the World News subreddit. Today, it was incredibly worth it, because I got to read this headline, and the relevant story:
Thieves arrested for stealing 6 million pounds of maple syrup
This reads a bit like a bad Canada joke. But no, it really happened. Four thieves have been arrested, and there are five more suspects the police are currently pursuing.
Quebec police have arrest warrants for four other suspects, the report said.
"We know there are probably more people involved. It's a complex case," said Simon Trepanier, director of the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers.
"At the beginning we knew it had been done by a very organised group because it’s impossible to steal that amount of maple syrup without being organised."
And the Business Standard, the paper reporting on this theft, also wants to clarify:
Maple syrup is often eaten with pancakes, waffles, French toast, or oatmeal and porridge. It is also used as an ingredient in baking, and as a sweetener or flavouring agent.
What were they going to do with it? Were they going to sell it on the black market? Is there a black market for syrup?
This is the best news story of the week.