I will not say that I am going job searching. That is not what I intend to do. Today, I will not meekly wander, asking various places of business if they might find it in their hearts to pay me minimum wage to sweep floors, wash dishes or stock shelves. I will not idle among shops, vaguely filling out applications and mostly just having a good time. Today, I walk with purpose. Today, I shall wrest employment from the cold grip of the Capitalist system. Or, you know, I'll fail. That's totally possible. In that case, I move on to the list of less desirable jobs.
I had hoped to find the scene from How I Met Your Mother where Marshall is talking to himself in a mirror about getting a job, but it doesn't seem to be anywhere on YouTube. (Damn copyright and stuff.) I recommend that you imagine it, instead.
I will report back on my success or failure later today.