Gentleman's Single-use monacle

After several years of vague apparent-unfeasability, Zach Weiner of SMBC Comics has finally launched the kickstarter for the Gentleman's Single-use Monacle -- which I assume serve well enough for nonbinary eye protection, as well. (I hope so, because I ordered a three-pack.) (Now I just need to find my bow tie in a tin and I can be prepared to be cartoonishly fancy at a moment's notice.)